Monday, 17 June 2013

My Poem #3 Green Beans

GREEN BEANS
Author : Zach Sutherland

It was very green
It smelt like a tart
It was probably a been
It tastes like a fart

I threw it in the garbage
It smelt bad
I took a cab
larbage.


EXPLANATION
The explanation of the poem is of a kid who doesnt enjoy green beans

Saturday, 15 June 2013

My Poem#2 - Summer

Summer
Author: Zach Sutherland

Summer brings us nice warm sun
For swimming, fishing , and lots of fun
For finding seashells in the sand
For sunbathing to get a tan
To do all these things and more
At the beach and at the seashore

EXPLANATION

I thought of making a poem about the summertime because it's basically the end of school and everybody is enjoying the beach and soaking there feet in the sand

My Poem #1 - Father's Day

                                               FATHER'S DAY
                                                 Author: Zach Sutherland

                                             I sure hope on Father's Day
                                                Is your very best by far,
                                                       
                                                 Extra nice and extra fun
                                                The way you always are.

                                         Times are funner when your around
                                             No nicer dad could be found!

                                           You are the greatest kind of dad!
                                                  Any kid has ever had!

EXPLANATION
In my poem, I was thinking of what kind of poem to do and then I realized to do a little poem for my dad.
I did a Father's Day poem because I dont really get to see my dad that much and I thought this could have been the best way to express this .



Poem #5 - The Cat In The Hat On Aging


MY ANALYSIS
My analysis for this poem is about an old person getting older. It is a parody of what old people get when they start to get older.

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Poem #4 - Pedro the paranoid Pihranna

MY ANALYSIS:
My analysis for this poem is about a Pihranna that is paranoid about getting eatin.

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Poem # 3 - The Lost






























MY ANALYSIS:
My analysis of this poem would be about a man who loves his job more than anything in the whole entire world.

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AUTHOR
DR. SUESS

Poem #2 - How To Paint A Wall


                                                          HOW TO PAINT A WALL 

 

While I went off to work one day,
She decided to paint the wall.
And when I came back home that night,
She was curled into a ball.


Her eyes were closed, she was breathing hard,
Her hair was very wet.
From her head to the tips of her pretty toes,
She was covered all in sweat.


She was wrapped in a jacket made of down,
With a fur coat on top of that.
The wall was glowing with new, fresh paint;
On the floor, the paint can sat.


"Sweetheart!" I cried, with a worried look,
"Are you all right, my dear?"
She lazily opened her lovely eyes,
And smiled from ear to ear.


"I knew I could do it," she said with a grin;
"I followed the paint can notes.
It clearly said 'For best results,
Be sure to put on two coats.'"
 
                                By Joanna Fuchs

MY ANALYSIS:

I think that this poem is about a women trying to paint the walls but in context the author was then making a joke that the girl was really dumb and thought that when the paint can said to put two coats on was to actually physically put on two coats.

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Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Poem #1 - A Naughty Little Poem

A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM
Anonymous

She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!


My Analysis:

This poem A NAUGHTY LITTLE POEM is a very unique way of explaining the dentist. Honestly at first when I was first observing this poem I had thought that this was about sex, adventually once I had fully observed the poem I started to distinguish the differnce.

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